I found a lump in my right breast — at “around 2 o’clock” as the doctor said — and went to get an ultrasound. I parked outside and then reparked as is customary for a bad parker like myself and tried to find the building. If a building is the size of a city block, the address number should be on all sides. “How many blocks does it take to get to the radiology center of a hospital to see if you have cancer?” I imagine this would have been a much worse ad campaign, even with a
